With all of the amazingly interesting time-wasting things you could be doing, who has time to even think about work?

I, for one, don’t.

I have my innards to twist in yoga poses, and portuguese tapes to blast on the speakers (O meu nome é LazyBrains. E o seu?) I also have Mandarin Chinese characters to memorize, and thirteen more of the books on the New York Times bestseller list to read. I’ve always wanted to learn how to knit, and I should pick up crocheting while I’m at it. Someone has to train the dog how to roll over, and knowing how to tap dance could really come in handy someday.

And of course, there is the ultimate time-waster: Facebook. I don’t think I even need to elaborate.

Here, waste your own time:

Brazilian Portuguese, Introduction

This is where that tap dancing’ll get you:

Train Your Dog to Roll Over My dog will barely sit for more than five seconds. She also loves fruit.

A book that is NOT a waste of time: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay. (Disclaimer: This book is only for the insightfully-minded.)