Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you.

“We are here to drink beer.
We are here to kill war.
We are here to laugh at the odds
And live our lives so well
That Death will tremble to take us.”

-Charles Bukowski
“Filled with mingled cream and amber; I will drain that glass again;
Such hilarious visions clamber; Through the chamber of my brain;
Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies; Come to life and fade away. What
care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.”

~ Edgar Allan Poe

Heres to a long life, and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one.

Lewis Henry

With the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid…